AOL lets you know which women to watch out for!
April 25, 2009 § 2 Comments
Oh, AOL. Your quasi-news articles never cease to amuse.
Here AOL has laid out a list just for you of all the “no-good women” around. The kicker here is that these were sent in by AOL users who left indignant comments on the previous 12 Bad Boy Types To Avoid article. Some of my favorite excerpts from the “Bad Girlfriends, Worse Wives” article:
Church Girls. They live in this twisted world where they think they can treat you poorly, cheat, b**** and complain, but as long as they go to church it’s OK for them to do this. It’s more like the Devil is in their souls instead of God.
Because all girls who go to church are exactly the same. And by the same, I of course mean devils.
[On “talkers”] When men want to be romantic, we don’t want [any talking] going on…whatsoever! When we’re being romantic, there is absolutely NO ability for a man to think of more than that one thing…even if we wanted to. We’re just not programmed that way. If a woman wants to talk, she needs to get that out of the way early in the evening.
Because, duh. That’s just the way men are. Shut up and deal with it.
Most city women are useless Barbies. Country or small town women are less likely to be pampered lazy idiots.
I’m honestly surprised this one made the list. Thanks for the stereotypes, AOL!
OK, so almost every guy is bad. But guys need to look out for the girls who can melt anyone with their smile. You have to prove your worth a million times over while the greaseball at the bar only has to buy her a few drinks and practice some “Pick-up Artist,” “Glamour,” “Desperate Housewives,” and “SATC” lines to guide them.
Okay… actually, this one just doesn’t make sense.